Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Frustrated Mind

What happens when 2 frustrated minds meet each other?? Result -------> This blog

Holiday is usually a treat for lazy girls like me, but this Sunday.. I was feeling soooo restless...When I say restless..it usually means..talking a lot..jumping from one place to another...beating up people..or day dreaming about things like magic carpet,ring or anything that can make me feel different or one up from others. During my childhood days I wanted to have a invisible cloak..so that I could go to the place where the exam papers were being corrected or set..so that I could either give my self full marks..or leak out the papers from there...:)
And not to forget my magic ring.. to find whether the classmate whom I liked, had any hidden feelings for me in return ..:P

That Sunday as I was all alone at my place..with nobody to talk to...no scraps on orkut to check..and nobody to beat or do masti with...day dreaming was the only TP thing that I could do successfully.
Entry of my cousin..

Me :" Tell me one thing ...you are a Engineer right?"

He looked at me suspiciously : " Yup...but hold on..I am a Electronic Engineer....so I cannot repair any software fault in your computer...you see that is out of portion..we are not taught that yaar"

" Oh I see...what are you taught in college"
" Sis we are taught..anything and everything that is not useful in practical world..;) ..that is a harsh reality...Phewwww...sob sob"

" Heheheh.....ok ok..no I was going to ask you something else..yaar being a Engineer...tell me one thing..can you make something for me...that can be useful for me"

" As in ??"

" As in... something yaar..something different....may be a wing or something "

" Wing???..which wing....wing for this building??....naah that comes under civil Engineering"

" No stupid...wing ..human wings....so that one can fly"

" Fly?????..Where do you want to fly?"

Me : " I mean just think yaar...removable wings..When I have to go to office..I will go to the terrace ..slowly see if nobody is watching me... will attach those wings..and start flying...go to office...land on the terrace....remove the wings..keep it in my bag...then everybody will say..'Hey when did you come??..didn't see you coming !!! '...and then I will have this hidden smile on my face..hehehhe...you ..you got it..?? "

He was looking at me with disbelief...as if I had committed a sin in front of him..as if I was a psycho or something..
Cousin to me..clearing his throat: " Ehm...Ehm..Oh...I see..... "

Now I was quite embarrassed...'coz these are thoughts ..thoughts that usually you do not speak in public. I mean we all ( I think so)..get these thoughts..but we keep them in mind..we never speak them aloud . I was sure he was a bit worried now about me...and was ready to hear his comment about ..' DIMPLE GO AND SEE A DOC'

I said " Yes...go on"
" No I was just thinking yaar....you often get these thoughts kya??"
" Ya..I mean...just like that yaar..for passing my time..."..I said defending myself..before he would suggest any doctors name.

" Ok..but then don't you think something is wrong in this"
" Wrong?? "..I gulped down a big saliva..and nearly choked myself..

He gave me a very serious look.." Ya I mean suppose you have got wings to fly...then there is a danger of Eagles and other big birds yaar..what if they damage my Human wing..It can be very dangerous..." Suddenly his tone turned accusing.." What if you fall down..and people see you??...Madam..nothing will happen to you because of the automatic parachute. But all intelligence agencies will come to know about this great invention..and about the brains behind this successful creation...I can be in danger...no yaar I will not give it to you...too risky...I will think of some other plan.."..saying this he left my room..

"
Aaiiiinnn????!!!!! ...ok"

Blank look on my face....followed by a biiiiiiiiiiiiig smile...I am not alone....my dearest cousin by my side...as we both fly and conquer the world..:)

11 comments:

Kaushal said...

Enjoyd readn ur blog Super girl..I too want those wings..;)

Manish Kumar said...

:) :)....hope more such daydreams will follow

Salil said...

Probably you have been listening to R Kelly's 'I believe I can fly' too many times.
But tell me one academic course that teaches other than 'anything and everything that is not useful in practical world'.
Good post. Keep writing.
Cheers,
Salil

Srikanth said...

I ve been searching for funny indian blogs..there are really not too many of them. Your 'filmi script style' of writing is cool.

Dimple said...

@kaushal: Yup ..will give it to u..but wt wil i get in return..:D

@manishkumar: hahaha sure shot..m full of those day dream ideas

@salil:I know its a harsh reality...will hav to do something abt this..lets start our own college or something..wt say?

@srikanth: Thanks Dude..:)

Nabila Zehra Zaidi said...

I love these kind of conversations... Only intelligent imaginative and creative pople can pull it off... ;)

My friend and I have our own planets and we discuss the flying diamond horse, which is her ride on her planet, more often than we discuss the pair of shoes we really want... ;)

Sonit said...

tum aur tumhara cousin...did the both of u go n c a doc???
ya tumhe koi chaiye doctor ke paas leke jaane ko???main free hooo...leke chalu??

Dimple said...

@nabila: U know wt..i always think we hav got so much in common..gud v hav this thing in common too..flying diamond horses not bad...time to start daydreaming about my horse now..:P

@sonit: yaar plzz doc nahi chahiye..tum bhi dimaag pe zor daalo..aur uss world mei aane ki koshish karo..abhi bhi der nahi hui hai..:p

Mohit said...

@Dimple....Tumhare Posts mein masala kam ho raha hai as the D Day is approaching......But ek baat bolun kabhi mera bhi mann karta hai wings ka to skip the Bangalore Traffic.... :)

Gaurang said...

You have also not written since long time.. what is this.. most of the blog people i know , all have become busy it seems...

The Calcutta Correspondent said...

superb! yes, we are not alone in the world! :)