Wednesday, April 02, 2008

"Do you know ..there is this serial killer who kills every second woman whom he finds alone... !!" Me: "Kya baat kar rahi hai !!!! .." " Yeah..he is a woman hater..'coz his Girlfriend dumped him some years ago...dont know how can anyone do something like this..what an after effect...they say it is psychological...bah...psychology...hhahahhaa....this is all bullshit...hahahha..ohh man now where did I keep my Gulab jamun..gimme a min..let me just find that out..hahaha "

I kept quiet...After effect..psychology ..hmmmm...I remembered the time when I had lost something so dear..so special...I saw it going away..the pain that I had felt...the tears that I had hidden from this dushman zamaana ..sob sob..How had I felt..baaaaadddddd...very baddd .

It started this way .. I had gone to one of my relatives house..( I was in 3rd std..to be more presice ). Now I was a very shy and sweet girl..(Like you all must have come to know by now...I have not changed a bit..ehm ehm..Thanku Thanku..; )...)....following exactly what was taught to me. Now here starts my emotional story ..which will tear apart your soul..
Before entering the house..my mom gave my kid brother and me thoda sa Gyaan about basic etiquettes...
" When aunty gives some thing to eat..do not eat the whole plate like you did last time (Pointing towards my brother..NOT ME)...take only one piece...and also when you are given something dont grab it and start eating, say " No aunty" first time...and second time you can take it..and then say "Thank you aunty..."..

We were ready..I and my brother even did rehearsals. Like perfect two kids we entered aunty's place. Sat there like 2 angels and then came testing time..Aunty brought Gulab jamuns. Yum!! yum!! Garam garam Gulab jamun with Rabri on top...perfecttttttt.. I tried to control my feelings and my outburst of love for my Gulab jamun...At regular intervals I was eyeing it..waiting for aunty to ask..just ask once....my ankhon ki Gustakhiyaan was soon seen by many people. After waiting for like 20 min.. aunty atlast came...
" Dimple beta Gulab jamun loge??"
I blushed a bit..." Nahi aunty "..and waited patientlyyy for her to ask me the second time...
"ok".. and she went away
ok???.....wasnt she supposed to ask me one more time...I mean this could not be...she went straight towards my brother..
" Gulab jamun loge??"

" Yes aunty".

" Ye lo beta..special gulab jamun"
My brother gave me a wicked smile...I bit my lips..looked at my poor Gulab jamun...my lips trembled...this was cheating...Aunty had behaved unexpectedly...may be she didn't know that she was supposed to ask me again..may be she had never read that book on basic attiquetes... saddd...
Suddenly aunty asked me " Dimple beta aapko Gulab jamun nahi pasand??...aapne kyu nahi khaya"

Now what??...Somehow I had to improve my chances...I said something
like " Nahi aunty abhi garam hai na ..isliye..
per thoda der baad khaa sakti hun"...speaking the last few words very clearly and with actions ..so that she would not miss it..
" Ok..mei fridge mai rakhti hun..so that you can eat it afterwards.."

That whole day there was not a single moment when I did not miss Gulab jamun...and that aunty ..so careless...she had totally forgotten about them..instead of bringing them for me..she was asking some stupid questions...I tried giving her hints..
" Aunty
fridge ka pani peena hai".." Fridge ka colour bahuuuuuuut acha hai"..
" Light jaayega toh
fridge chalta hai kya?"...but all in vain....silly aunty.... Suddenly my dad said.." ok then we will take your leave"....
Leave ??....LEAVE !!!!! ....Nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii keh do ki yeh jhooth hai......aunty yaad karne ki koshish karo ..meri amanat de do...mujhe mera pyaar lotaaa do...but all in vain...silly aunty,baddd aunty...I dont know what had happened to her...I can never forget that dayyy..:(

Return from flash back...I saw my friend still searching for her lost Gulab Jamun..I took out the Gulab jamun that I had
picked up ..put it in my mouth...ahhhhhhhh relief....some after effects are not bad after all..:)..Happy Ending

26 comments:

souneya said...

natunki...doosre ke gulab jamun chori karti hain..kuch toh uske dil ke baare mein soccha hota..uske dil par kya beethi hogee..

Sudi said...

brilliant as usual....

u do have a very nice way of expressing ur thots .... almost the characer whom anyone can fall in love with u... don blame me if i'm surviving a crush on u ;)

Mohit said...

WOW........Seems like We really need some good GulabJamun wallahs in Koramangala......LOL......Good one.....

Anonymous said...

hmm
nice story
perfect Farhan Aktar syle presentation (Flashback wala style)!
Trying to hide ur chori of gulab jamun, what an explaination!!!
I wont even dare to tell u i hav gulab jamuns if i hav!!
They say its pschycological! very dangerous u know!
patients can do anything!
:)
but nice attempt by all means.

Dimple said...

@Souneya: Uska dil jaye bhaad mei..usko kisi aur ka churane do,..arre u must have heard about food chain..this is one form..;)

@Sudi:Ohh Blush Blush...:))..sucha a compliment from Sudi..goddd m i dreaming..lemme pinch myself..:P..(ok my nautanki starts again..;))

@mohit: Whaaa dont tell me u dont have any Gulab Jamun wallahs over thr..btw do u stay near koramangalam??...and ever thought of starting a part time bussiness..???..;)

@anonymous:Thnaku thanku..Farhan Akhtar style...woww...just hope Farhan isnt reading this..

Mohit said...

WOW....wat an idea.....Yeah I stay near Kormangla(NOt Koramngalam) and I should think abt the suggestion...I must involve some other Kormangala people into it...U know whom..... ;)

Vandana said...

good one... u can easily become a script writer. ;-)

Dimple said...

@mohit: Ooops sorry for Kormangalam wala mistake..KORMANGALA..hmmm now its ok rt??..Oh yes and abt involving other fellow kormangala ppl...u bet.. i totally agree with u...:)..start the mission from today..and tell me if u need any help..:P

@Vandana: Thanku thanku..that means wen u make a movie..my position in that film is fixed rt..yeahhhhhh

ABHIJIT said...

beta...bhook ke mare...hairan hoon mein... pareshan hoon mein...tumse naraz nahi...zindagi..hairan...Anyway....ye to LI jaisa ho gaya.... saamne hai par milta hi nahi....

Dimple said...

@abhijit: Hahahahha..had me in splits..per LI yahan bhi...now u forced me to give this reaction ..Nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii !!!!..:P

Red Soul said...

=)) wow what a cute and funny post. :D

Sonit said...

anyone whoz read the blog carefully wu notice tht this blog doesnt have a title...well lemme suggest one...Ek Bhukkad ki aatmakatha!!!

hehehe...apne bachpan ke dinn yaad aa gaye...humor thoda kam tha but u know the reason y...humne chat pe discuss kiya tha na...next time am sure it wud be better...like the OUCH wala blog!!!

Dimple said...

@red soul: Thanks dear..:)

@sonit: Chup mote...haan discuss kiya tha...theek hai next time u will do the editing for my next post..lets c uska kya review hoga..btw as i told u..u r the only one who liked that OUCH wala post..and u know the reason y..;)

Ashford Menezes said...

lolz.. it was cool, take up to writing professionaly.. and yeah ur typically a cancerian...

PS: Ditch the banking sector, u'll do well as a writer..

My Space.. said...

amazing write up :-)

Kabba said...

Gulab jamuns....with rabri on top(YUMM!!)

Yaar etiquettes or no etiquettes....

saare ke saare gulab jaamun finish kar lena thaa....

Baad mein jo bhi ho....
All wod be worth the effort!

Next time..

Seedha thhusso....! :D

Dimple said...

@ashford menzes:First promise me that u will buy my books...:P
heyy u a cancerian tooo...boss i hav this soft corner for all cancerians of the world..;)

@my space: Thanks..:)

@kabba:Yaar mistake ho gayi...but now i hav changed..i dont leave anything ..sabka khaa jaati hun..:P

Mohit Bindroo said...

Soft Corner for cancerians.....Yeah hota hai Zodiac bhaichara (or watever)...Me too a cancerian... :)

Dimple said...

@mohit: U tooooo....wowwww...ab toh dukaan kholni hi padegi yaar...50-50 partnership...chal documents banana start...:)))

Sonit said...

chal jhooti....chk out the comments on the OUCH wala blog...am sure ppl liked it more than the Bhukkad wala blog...haan deal...aaj 1st may hai ...tera blog kaha hai???? u misses the deadlines....i dont the like it...

Akansha said...

hey yar...really a gud one....
spclly dat..ringtone wala part..."kuch toh bolo" waz too gud...:D

n u inspired me so much...mayb soon i'll start writing blogs too..;).......:P

Akansha said...

oops...
hey sorry....dat waz in torture express wala blog.....:P

Nabila Zehra Zaidi said...

Hey Dimple!!

Long time... How are you?

Nice one...once again... the charm in your posts, over months continues...eh..?? ;)

I too hate those aunties who forget their basic etiquettes of asking another time... aarrgghh... I can completely understand... has happened with me too >>sob sob sob<< and it hurts... it hurts so bad...!! :'(

And I have tried dropping hints too...but sometimes they work... mostly they dont!! AAArrrggghhh... These Aunties na....huh...

Mohit said...

Waiting for the next blog....Missing the deadlines....NOt good....

Dimple said...

@sonit: Theek hai lets do a voting of which blog was better..(as it is in both cases I WIN..:P )..Oopps sorry I missing deadline..I also dont the like it..maafi..:)

@akansha: wat aku yahan bhi neend mei hai kya..that is another post..but yeah m so proud of myself..inspired u to do sumthing..;)

@Nabilla: Seriously these aunties..I dont like them..they waste our time and dont even understand hints..bah not acceptable..

@Mohit: Ohhh sorry..Next time toh pakaa hai boss..:)

uma said...

Arre fote mithai chod diya ettiquett ke chakkar mein. IS gunaah ki ek hi sazaa hain. ab mujhe gulab jamun khila jaldi se.