Unbounded Stupidity

World is full of Multi-talented people...and yes all these people are a regular vistor in my bank..these are the people who can talk and bug u at the same time (without much effort ..see !! so much talent). Yesterday I had the opportunity to meet such a person.

Person : Madam my wife wants to change her name after marriage..wt sud i do??
Me : sure sir plz bring these documents....(even before i could complete...)
Person : ya ya i have all the relevant documents...jaldi gimme the forms vorms
Me : I will give ya the form but can i see the documents...hope u have brought registered marriage certificate
Person : NO NO I HAB BROUGHT BETTER PROOFS THAN THAT
Me : Ok.. is it...Is it a gazzatte copy
Person : ye ke cheej hai....nahi i hab brought this

There was silence and suspence in the room...he took out an envelope.....and then came out a card...

Person : Ye lo ...mera invitation card..
Me : Wha invitation card??
Person : haan toh!!!!!!!!!!!!...wt more proof u require
Me : Sir how do u think this will suffice as a proof ...ye toh kahin se bhii milega
Person : Hmmm ok .....then ye toh chalega na
Me : ( I really didnt want to see that..but i dint have any chioce...with a smile ..i said) ya and what is it??
Person : ab ye toh chalna chahiye
Me : hmm wt is it??

Again there was silence
Person : YE lo
Me: ok now what is this....your mariage photos!!!!!!!
Person :haan to...meri wife ke maang mei sinddoor koi aur kyun bharega??
Me : HEHEHHHEH ..sir what are you saying..how can i send this as a document for name change
Person : Ya ..but u want a proof na that she is my wife..theres one more proof

Now i knew that one more proof and i would burst out

Person : oye sikandar....cum here
A small boy came
Person : Tell aunty who is your mom
Sikandar : papa...first tell me... mere liye kkrish toy kyun nahi laya
Person : oye chup kar....seedhe bata ..padhta likhta nahi hai..kkrish kkrish karta hai
Me : Thats ok...plzz...cant send sikandar as a document ..can I??
Person : I will tell you sumthing ..XYZ Bank is bekaar bank ..so many documents for a simple name change!!!!!

A Peep Into My Life

"The grass is always greener on the other side"....hmmm...... who ever had said this...i must say... he was definitely in a situation which was either similar to mine or may be worse than mine.....
Lemme start from the beginning....I got recruited in this XYZ bank..it is a high profile bank...which has a very good reputation...but for me i think i have got stuck in this goddamn place...which treats its employees like DOGS....woof woof...grrrrrrrrr.....oops sorry!!!!!! thought i was still in office...
Each and every day i think i will not crib about the working hrs,the work ,the smelly pantry..but each day ends with me cribbing about one thing or the other..These are all negative points of my job ,the good point is that i meet with different people...who are generally characters straight out of a comic book and sometimes villains from bollywood..thats enough for the day...lets see what happens tomorrow.

My First Post

This is a small attempt on my side to tell you my everyday experiences...which will be work related or may be a stupid incident..(which usually happens with me..;) )...do comment if you like it..